User:	deviantartsnark (posted by vulturemonster)
	Date:	2009-12-27 12:42
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	Music:	Combichrist-red

First snark here

Pokemon, oh, Pokemon. you little child of the 90's that became the cartoon that drew countless kids to the TV and in the beginning to the theater to see the first pokemon movie. With Mewtwo? I loved that movie

well get ready for a Mary-sue to rape your childhood who likes the famous psyche pokemon.

Mewtwo is a trenchcoat wearing noir hero? whut? when did Mewtwo get hair?

Tentacle rape? sure Pokemon love raping humans

Her OC Sandra who Mewtwo loves

Mewthree or tree

and extra lawls to the crossover of DBZ and Pokemon with more Mary sues and shoving your lover out of the way means you love them

and stop using the pokemon font with the blue and yellow outline we know 

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by raptorix)
	Date:	2009-12-27 07:25
	Subject:	Raaage
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'Rouge,the bat' has a broken leg and a mutant squidhand.

"What are we doing here,Sasake?"

"To me, prettying up photos with software programs is about the same as making digital art with those fancy little digi-tablets." "I agree... I think the tablets are fun if you enjoy drawing cutesy little anime things, but if you're a serious artist and you rely on a tablet, it's kinda sad...."

Says an artist who only draws with pencil and paper, while she 'pretties up photos with software programs'.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by saturndjinni)
	Date:	2009-12-27 09:54
	Subject:	NSFW bonanza!
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AKA looking through the favorites of people who get snarked here is like a goldmine of crazy

oh my god why

I don't remember this episode of Catdog.

I like how the face doesn't change whatsoever

Geddit? SPERM whale? BECAUSE SOMEONE IS FAPPING TO THIS OLOLOLOL kill me

DERP

lol mpreg

now I feel I need to stop before my eyes start boiling in their sockets

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by neuroindecency)
	Date:	2009-12-27 05:57
	Subject:	Big Belated Holiday Present
	Security:	Public
	Mood:	mischievous

Happy (somewhat belated) Holidays!

I bring to you, North Jenny: The Pure Maiden!
Or as I call her; Floflo, Flo, idiot :D


( Prepare for desusparkles, lensflare, and lace rape. Very long, dont read if you want a quickie. )


Well, that was an amazing way to let out my Christmas stress and finish off the holidays. *throws around some cookies and candy for everyone* Now back to my lurking/commenting self.
_{Gotta admit, I was surprised she hasn't been snarked here before, especially when I noticed quite a few of her 'friends' were.}

I'll leave Gus here to finish me out.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by darkiron)
	Date:	2009-12-26 23:49
	Subject:	Russian Furry Titfighting. (NSFW)
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Yes, the title is right. I don't know how I stumbled across HellBridge's Gallery, but it only led to pain and suffering.

PAIN AND SUFFERING.
What is this I don't even
WRYYYY?!?

Once again.... Sense is completely absent. Anatomy has all but entirely checked out. And we know none of it should be any bit surprising.

This is Internet Reality.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by sonicgirl21)
	Date:	2009-12-26 20:32
	Subject:	YOU ARE BORING ME
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So uh, this guy watches me. He wants an art trade sometime. So, I went to go check out his gallery, to see if I wanted any art from him.

I hate it when people use the same pose every damn time.

I mean, at least try to come up with something new for crying out loud!

THAT DOESN'T HELP YOUR CASE

Also, he really likes Wheel of Fortune

He REALLY LIKES IT

That's not creepy at all. ps that greets you on his front page :3

>1,283 deviations
You waste of space.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by cupycake_face)
	Date:	2009-12-26 20:05
	Subject:	Horses with super edgy names.
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I think this is my first time posting here on dAsnark so here we go.

A horse that looks like it's shitting out it's own tail, well it does to me at least.
A horse with a super edgy name.
Another horse with a super edgy name.
What...
And the lovely artist behind it all.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by mngamojemo)
	Date:	2009-12-26 16:19
	Subject:	So then I tried a Blackadder theme snark
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This turned up. I was planning to steal your blurry photographic evidence of owning overpriced dolls, but then I saw the watermark.
The same deviant has quite a lot of other Dollfie shots in the Blackadder section, and I can't find any reason why, but I did find Uncanny Valley pedophilia. Apparently, when you take their clothes off, they look exactly like underage Real Dolls.

This turned up. If me and Rhys got pissed, we'd turn into poorly-executed pencil sketches too light to be clearly seen, and unrelated quotes would appear under us.

This turned up. Tiny legs, half a face, and a stiff psuedoElizabethan garment totally unsuited to moving about at all, let alone in battle. Now that's what I call a warrior queen.

This turned up. Pages and pages of MS PAIN. Love that pasted-in Strong Bad.

Sonic turned up. It wouldn't be deviantART if Sonic didn't turn up.

Super-blurry Balto turned up with his glowing demon eyes.

Shitty vectors without any time spent on them turned up. even in this simplistic style he still seems to have that sly smile on his face I think it's just gas.

At least there wasn't any porn.

Things went downhill from there, but I can't post any more because I find I have committed suicide.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by cairnterror)
	Date:	2009-12-26 11:21
	Subject:	Happy Boxing day
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Let me help you celebrate it with a fine tribute to one lady's husband.

Check out the rest of her gallery too there are cool cosplays.

As a bonus snark I bring you COUNT NOSEULA!

Happy holidays!!

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by ruroken797)
	Date:	2009-12-26 00:05
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So apparently...

...This thing is a Nazi.

Does anyone at DA have a clean house?

OK, will some explain Pyramid Head to me and why he's such a rapist? And when the hell did rape become fun and not a felony?

And just... LOL. It's a cocker spaniel.

Also, thanks to this post I was able to find those gems up there.

Did anyone else's mind go there?

Now to cleanse the palette.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by lil_bunni_fu_fu)
	Date:	2009-12-25 17:25
	Subject:	NSFW-MAS!!!
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A quick recipe nsfw recipe.

Start off with this fella who loves making comics of guys losing their fellas.

Sprinkle some Rule 34
and add a dash of "I can't tell what's going on."

Add a little "Mpreg Sonic" for flavor.

Squeeze some Futa juice and roll the mixture into a tight balls.

You can add some Policy Violation but that is optional. (I included because of WTF nature of the image)

Bake in the oven at Desu degrees for 20 minutes.

You can watch some Tracing Drama to pass the time.

When time is up, you should have something that looks like this.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by sugarfueled)
	Date:	2009-12-24 20:32
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o hi there. first snark here!

Knows how to use word (or possibly even powerpoint) + twitard = winning combination?
Nope.

A nice use of chiaroscuro

Poem after awful angst- ridden poem
and then suddenly and without warning, ZADR
also she is a 15 year old "lesbian" yaoi-fan whose icon is a rainbow puking a rainbow

And of course one thing led to another and I found... this. But thats hardly fair, ZADR practically snarks itself
(plus I dont want to wade through it for the most awful, ughh)

original art meme donotsteal. right.

That's all I got for now. MERYY FLIPPN' XMAS TO YALL!!!

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by secondlongest)
	Date:	2009-12-25 15:55
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A tribute to Timothy McVeigh. No really.


what

blur dog

Trinagle face

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by twinenigma)
	Date:	2009-12-24 19:36
	Subject:	assorted finds and group madness
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So, nearest I can figure, this comic is about the son of a rabbit and a soul-eating businessman ala Bleach that has a tendency to drool and tentacle-tails bursting from its ass. ...Okay.

A subtle edit. You'd never notice, really.

And then with the Groups feature going live Beta, well...( see for yourself. )

Merry Christmas, have a broken everything. NSFW

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by sonicgirl21)
	Date:	2009-12-24 13:49
	Subject:	Santa, Baby
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Merry Christmas, dAS!

I hope this comment string will jingle your bells.

Love, The Internet

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by night_sky99)
	Date:	2009-12-23 20:14
	Subject:	Thank You, DeviantArt, For Ruining My Childhood
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Why do people always think it’s alright to pair themselves with their own OC? It's creepy. Plain and simple.

Yes, blame the scanner! It's always the scanner's fault that you can't draw for beans.

No.
Just no.

Same base, Still fugly

Something round blocking a kiss is soo original

Soulless
Black Eyes
Are
Soulless Fucking weird

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by skyster)
	Date:	2009-12-21 21:51
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I would just like to share this with you all: http://wolfsala.deviantart.com/art/Rawr-145597344  rawr.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by raptorix)
	Date:	2009-12-21 22:46
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So I was an intern for the production crew of Ben 10: Alien Force at Cartoon Network Studios earlier this year... out of curiosity, I decided to check out what fangoods there are for this show...

Cool Story, bro!

Mary-Sues cause clouds of fart gas to surround her.

I hate bases. (And excessive background noise.)

They had all sorts of fan-made aliens drawn by children posted on the walls in the studio, but nothing like this. (it makes me think of a jumble of vauge sexual organs...)

Where are those hands touching her face coming from?!

I still hate bases.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by reddfawks)
	Date:	2009-12-20 22:55
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Edition #2 of "Reddfakws needs to get her mind out of the gutter"... Whatever's going on here, Metal Sonic isn't thrilled.

	User:	deviantartsnark (posted by darkiron)
	Date:	2009-12-21 13:48
	Subject:	Dragons and Other things.
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This post contains NSFW images. You know what? I can appreciate some anthro art. If one knows their anatomy, and can make it look graceful, rather than smutty, then yes, for one brief and shining moment I would be a furfag. But, this is DAsnark. So instead, I give you SSchaff73. This is a 38-year-old man who really likes dragons.

REALLY LIKES.
Now, I usually wouldn't insult people for this, as DA is largely just for personal galleries, but the sad thing is He's got potential for so much more.

But then there's stuff like this.
...There's no hope from here on.

And now for something completely different.