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PUMP IT UP MORE LIKE LOSE IT UP
bemera me up scotty
paul
2009-10-08T17:55:56Z
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lordy
2009-10-08T17:55:56Z
2009-10-08T17:55:56Z
this again<br /><br /><center><table border="0" style="border: 1px black solid; width: 90%"><tr><th><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/">My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul</a></th></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted">plemming goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a pirate.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/auroraseafox/">auroraseafox</a> gives you 17 milky white coffee-flavoured nuggets.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/cheesebacon/">cheesebacon</a> gives you 10 dark green cherry-flavoured gumdrops.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/fiztheancient/">fiztheancient</a> tricks you! You lose 12 pieces of candy!</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/greeningburger/">greeningburger</a> tricks you! You lose 14 pieces of candy!</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/kdogg_v2/">kdogg_v2</a> gives you 14 red-orange tropical-flavoured gummy worms.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/krispearman/">krispearman</a> gives you 12 light yellow spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/masseuse87/">masseuse87</a> gives you 3 dark blue banana-flavoured nuggets.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/phalix/">phalix</a> gives you 3 pink grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/psaisoku/">psaisoku</a> tricks you! You get a scratched CD.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/witeoutking/">witeoutking</a> gives you 17 softly glowing root beer-flavoured gummy bats.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted">plemming ends up with 50 pieces of candy, and a scratched CD.</td></tr><form action="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/index.cgi" method="post"><tr><td style="text-align: center">Go trick-or-treating! Username: <input type="text" name="username" size="10"><input type="submit" value="Let's Go!"></td></tr></form><tr><td style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: center">Another fun meme brought to you by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"><b>rfreebern</b></a>.</td></tr></table></center>
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Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie
2009-08-06T20:46:55Z
2009-08-06T20:46:55Z
no one cares but ok<br /><div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_14'>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Post two truths and a lie about yourself as an answer to Writer's Block. Have people guess which is the lie in the comments. </p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=1008'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=1008">View 533 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd -->
<br /><br />1. I've urinated on a television set.<br />2. I have certifiable mental issues.<br />3. I'm 21 and can be trusted to store alcohol in my room for any given length of time.
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CHRISTMAS
2008-12-04T00:35:06Z
2008-12-04T00:35:06Z
<table width="500" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;"><tr><td><img src="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif"><font size="6">Dear Santa...</font><br><br><b>Dear Santa,</b><br><br>This year I've been busy!<br><br>Last Sunday I pushed <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_wemes' lj:user='wemes' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://wemes.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://wemes.livejournal.com/'><b>wemes</b></a></span> in the mud <font size="-3" color="gray">(-17 points)</font>. In February I helped <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_kdogg_v2' lj:user='kdogg_v2' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://kdogg-v2.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://kdogg-v2.livejournal.com/'><b>kdogg_v2</b></a></span> hide a body <font size="-3" color="gray">(-173 points)</font>. In March I bought porn for <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_witeoutking' lj:user='witeoutking' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://witeoutking.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://witeoutking.livejournal.com/'><b>witeoutking</b></a></span> <font size="-3" color="gray">(-10 points)</font>. In September I broke <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_fiztheancient' lj:user='fiztheancient' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://fiztheancient.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://fiztheancient.livejournal.com/'><b>fiztheancient</b></a></span>'s X-Box <font size="-3" color="gray">(-12 points)</font>. Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator <font size="-3" color="gray">(-700 points)</font>. <br><br>Overall, I've been <b>naughty</b> <font size="-3" color="gray">(-912 points)</font>. For Christmas I deserve <b>a spanking</b>!<br><br><blockquote>Sincerely,<br>plemming</blockquote></td></tr></table><br><form action="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/">Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:<input type="text" name="uname" size="20"><input type="submit" value="Write Santa!"></form><br /><br />>:)
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web test crap i was not really forced to do it
2008-11-29T05:38:46Z
2008-11-29T05:46:05Z
<div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center">Advanced Global Personality Test Results<br> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#eeeeee"><tr> <td> <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" target="_blank">Stability</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/orderliness.html" target="_blank">Orderliness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">34%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/accommodation.html" target="_blank">Accommodation</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/interdependence.html" target="_blank">Interdependence</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/intellectual.html" target="_blank">Intellectual</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">58%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/mystical.html" target="_blank">Mystical</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/artistic.html" target="_blank">Artistic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/religious.html" target="_blank">Religious</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/hedonism.html" target="_blank">Hedonism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/materialism.html" target="_blank">Materialism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/narcissism.html" target="_blank">Narcissism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/adventurousness.html" target="_blank">Adventurousness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/workethic.html" target="_blank">Work ethic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/humanitarian.html" target="_blank">Humanitarian</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/conflictseeking.html" target="_blank">Conflict seeking</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/needtodominate.html" target="_blank">Need to dominate</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> </table> </td> <td> <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#dddddd"> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/romantic.html" target="_blank">Romantic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/avoidant.html" target="_blank">Avoidant</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">23%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/antiauthority.html" target="_blank">Anti-authority</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/wealth.html" target="_blank">Wealth</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/dependency.html" target="_blank">Dependency</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/changeaverse.html" target="_blank">Change averse</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/cautiousness.html" target="_blank">Cautiousness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/individuality.html" target="_blank">Individuality</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/sexuality.html" target="_blank">Sexuality</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/peterpancomplex.html" target="_blank">Peter pan complex</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/familydrive.html" target="_blank">Family drive</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/physicalfitness.html" target="_blank">Physical Fitness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/histrionic.html" target="_blank">Histrionic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/paranoia.html" target="_blank">Paranoia</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">76%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/vanity.html" target="_blank">Vanity</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/honor.html" target="_blank">Honor</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/thriftiness.html" target="_blank">Thriftiness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html">Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test</a><br><font size="1"><a href="http://similarminds.com">personality test</a> by <a href="http://similarminds.com">similarminds.com</a></font> </div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center"> Personality Disorder Test Results <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#paranoid">Paranoid</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">74%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#schizoid">Schizoid</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">54%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#schizotypal">Schizotypal</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#antisocial">Antisocial</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">66%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#borderline">Borderline</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">62%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#histrionic">Histrionic</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">74%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#narcissistic">Narcissistic</a></td> <td width="50">||||||</td> <td width="30">26%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#avoidant">Avoidant</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">34%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#dependent">Dependent</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#obsessive-compulsive"> Obsessive-Compulsive</a></td> <td width="50"> ||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">58%</td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html"> Take Free Personality Disorder Test</a><br><font size="1"><a href="http://similarminds.com">personality tests by similarminds.com</a></font> </div>
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meme
2008-10-10T23:01:30Z
2008-10-10T23:01:30Z
I FUCKING LOVE MEMES<br /><br /><center><table border="0" style="border: 1px black solid; width: 90%"><tr><th><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/">My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul</a></th></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted">plemming goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as lemming.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/cheesebacon/">cheesebacon</a> gives you 19 dark green cherry-flavoured gumdrops.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/fiztheancient/">fiztheancient</a> tricks you! You lose 16 pieces of candy!</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/greeningburger/">greeningburger</a> tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wemes/">wemes</a> gives you 2 red-orange pineapple-flavoured wafers.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px orange solid"><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/witeoutking/">witeoutking</a> gives you 16 softly glowing root beer-flavoured gummy bats.</td></tr><tr><td style="border-bottom: 1px black dotted">plemming ends up with 20 pieces of candy.</td></tr><form action="http://www.corknut.org/toys/trickortreat/index.cgi" method="post"><tr><td style="text-align: center">Go trick-or-treating! Username: <input type="text" name="username" size="10"><input type="submit" value="Let's Go!"></td></tr></form><tr><td style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: center">Another fun meme brought to you by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"><b>rfreebern</b></a>.</td></tr></table></center><br /><br />annie you bitch you stoled my candy ;_; i know i took two of yours but jeez
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Hmm
2007-01-14T04:01:46Z
2007-01-14T04:01:46Z
I'm just here to stalk right now<br /><br />I may or may not make posts :3